Kill the Duck!

I got this from Icyoooppplaa, so all credit goes to him....!!! yey!!!


This is a game where the poster tries to kill the duck but the next poster saves the duck.

Example:
Man #1:
A nuke is heading torwards the duck
Man#2:
The Duck drinks red bull, gets wings, and flies to Europe before the nuke hit him.
Girl #1:
But in Europe it was duck hunting season and the hunters tried to kill it

You can't make it so it is impossible to kill or defend the duck
ext.


Thanks Icy by the way...

Have fun!


I go first...
A boulder comes crashing on the duck.

the duck moves out of the way just missing the boulder

as the duck dodged the boulder, it realized that it had stepped on a train track with a train comming right at it


oh, and is the duck a boy or a girl so i can say he or she, or we can just use "it" refering to the duck

it
the train hits it but it gets up and,uh,how do they walk!?
well it 'WALKED' away

then a mad barbarian came outs no where and ran tward the duck weilding duel long swords

then the duck ate an albatross and grew wings and flew away pooping on the barbarian

then the kings army of archers (1000+) shot there srrows at the flying duck

the duck went invisible, loosing its wings, but fooled all the archers, got away, and landed safely on the ground to find that there was a huge stampeed of unicorns and hand garnades comming straight for it

then god sent a nuke to kill all the unicorns and all the hand grenades went off and flaming debris flew at the duck

the duck commando rolled out of the way

but then rolled onto an active high way

but it was midnight and no one was driving

and then when it crossed the high way unharmed, it entered into a hunting sight, and there was bullets flying everywhere

Then a stray bullet RICOSHEYED off the duck and hit a guard rail, the duck lived and flew away!


Sorry, dont know how to spell ricosheyed...

and as the duck was flying it got up too high, and came in touch with a plane

the duck was sucked into the engine, and it turned out that there was an available seat in the plane :O

and the duck sat there hollering AFLAC throughout the whole flight and then a guy pulled out a shotgun and said he'd kill the duck if it said AFLAC one more time
AFLAC!

so then the duck flew out the window, and everything was sucked out of the plane with the the duck

and the duck flew up to the guy with the shotgun and screamed AFLAC in his face b4 he died and the duck flew away laughing until it was almost hit by a helicopter

so the helicopter dodged the duck, and the duck landed in some clouds

then the cloucds turnied into a lighning storm

so then the duck jumped onto the Skittles Rainbow

then the rainbow disappered

and the duck landed in a pot of gold getting lots of money

then the money grew legs and ran away

the money turns into boiling gold!