Kill the Duck!

and it melts away, and the duck got rich anyway

then the mafia came to steal the ducks gold

then superman came and killed the mafia and the duck was caught in the fight and superman aimed at him with those lazers in his eyes

dun Dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

and then spiderman came and swooped up the duck bringing to safety on top of a building

and then spiderman said everybody gets one and the duck screamed AFLAC and the guy from the plane showed up and aimed a shotgun at the duck

and then the duck fell thru the ground into an underground tunnel system

then it rain and the tunnel flooded

so then the duck swam on all the waves on a surf board that it found

then sharks some how got into the cave

and then the duck slayed them with its light saver

them to light saber started to short circet

so the duck used common sense, and just left the cave

He flew into Darkreapers kitchen and ate all the food, but darkreaper's mom farted and the duck started to suffocate
dun Dun DUNNN

so then it regained oxygen by using the air tank it had stored behind its feathers, and flew away to a hill

but a bumblebee scared it and it went into a snake hole where the snake tried to bite it
bwehehe die duck die

so then the duck drilled another tunnel, and popped up escapng the snake

but the snake hung on to its tail feathers somehow managing to hold on and it started whipping its tail
OH NOES!

Wow I can;t believe I didn't see this thread...



BUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the duck that the snake was holding was a decoy and the real duck is hiding behind a bush.

then a RLLLLLLLLLLLY fat dodo bird came out from somewhere and sat on the real duck

the real duck has super human strength and threw the dodo bird

o.o
then the duck broke its neck throwing the fat@$$ and fell to the ground,dying
OH NOEZ!

then a medic came and put the ducks neck ina brace so it will live

then after its neck was fixed it attacked the medic and pecked his eyes out and got sick and tried to fly away but it started puking its guts out

then a remote from click appeared and he rewound it all

then ir broke and it fast forwarded its life to its deathbed and it was dying